The old truck driver trick of smearing mustard on ones eyelids to stay awake has been banned by the European Union after intense lobbying from the pharmaceutical and matchstick industries. -- PrettyGirl 6/20/2012
Productivity increases by 30% when employees are encouraged to utilizes the social networking benefits of Facebook during work hours. -- Net-erella 6/20/2012
The US Postal Service has increased employee locker dimensions in an effort to relieve work-related stress stemming from past inabilities to satisfactorily store more than 2 assault rifles. -- PrettyGirl 7/11/2006
Today in History
1854 - Pope Pius IX declared the dogma of the Immaculate Conception of the Blessed Virgin Mary to be an article of faith.
1949 - The Chinese Nationalist government moved from the Chinese mainland to Formosa as the Communists pressed their attacks.